Its hard to please some people!

I was heading to the local ATM and an old bloke pulls up,
sees me approaching and hobbles really quickly to beat me to the ATM.

So what - I thought.

I stood there patiently for TEN minutes, while he put his card in, took it out,
put it in again etc....

Finally he turns around with a bit of paper in his hand and says
" Could you check my balance? "


He got really upset when I pushed him and he fell over!.

No gratitude!!!!!!!!